a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i
1) didn’t flinch
2) caught the ball
3) threw it back at the guy
4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod
it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself
a bro talked to me today and it caught me v off guard but instead of my voice rising an octave it dropped an octave and i suddenly was effortlessly speaking Bro™ back to him. this resulted in a very positive interaction
thanks, chad
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When you’re gay in your house with nobody else
You’re homolone
When ur bisexual ur bi urself
When you’re asexual you’re ace-olated
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some of you were never sold to one direction to pay for your mom’s debt and it shows
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